Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu - Choose Your Own Adventure style featuring special guest Doctor Herbert West Rutrow! The Rult of Rurooroo! You are Scooby Doom, a hound of Carcosa, and you must stop the tentacled terror of the Cult of Cthulhu. Choose from 47 possible endings, most resulting in death! Will it be yours? Includes Easter eggs for Saturday morning cartoons, 80's music, Dungeons and Dragons, the Cthulhu Mythos, Abc Weekend Specials, and other cultural icons and references of the era. Don't be afraid of the incredible hulking hybrid star spawn of Cthulhu - Scooby Doom will protect you! **Attention! For the discounted Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu [Meddling Kids edition] which isn't available through Amazon, check out the First United Church of Cthulhu's website at Fucc.It

Scooby Doom versus the Cult of Cthulhu

Literature & Fiction

Khave, Khurt

Genre Fiction

lulu.com

BANNED IN BRITAIN! by the British Steampunk Community and the Honorable Association of Tea Duelists because the new tea dueling world champion is an American who uses these secrets to win duel after duel! They have harassed and slandered the author in an attempt to keep this book from you! TEA DUELING is a parlor game of cunning and concentration in which two combatants square off armed only with tea and biscuits. It requires a quick wit and a steady hand. The rules are simple, but the techniques and strategies are as varied and unique as the combatants themselves. You will learn the fine art of the duel from world renowned champions of this steampunk pastime. Included are 40 alternative and additional rules to add even more fun and excitement to your matches. Also over 30 tips, tricks, and pro techniques to insure your victory against any opponent. As well as frabjous recipes from Alice and the Cheshire Cat for food, drinks, and treats to make your tea party the maddest in Wonderland! Ready! Set! Duel!

A Steampunk Guide to Tea Dueling

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Buttrick, Johnna

Science Fiction

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

The SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written!   It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an Orgy & Murder Party; and you're invited!   The best written trash you will ever read. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think! You will be ashamed for loving it! It's tentacular!   Try the insanity, it's delicious!   Out of space.  Out of time.  Out of control.    The book contains over 100 illustrations, pictures, and graphics. All images are SFW, it's just the story that is morally reprehensible!  All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here! Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll.  But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu!  Characters from both Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues!

Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland

Astronomicon minorem - DMT, Cthulhu and You The Book of Devouring Stars, written by Khurt Khave, head priest of the First United Church of Cthulhu, provides church doctrine of the Great Old Ones and describes how you can open the astral gates and contact these otherworldly beings. Discover how H. P. Lovecraft's night terrors were not merely a case of hereditary acute psychosis but his vivid visits to the Dreamlands, and in fact the inspiration for the entire Cthulhu Mythos, were actually caused by an overproduction of naturally-occurring endogenous dimethyltryptamine, DMT, within the brain of our mad prophet. Was it plagiarism, homage, or a shared madness? We discuss other similar works by authors Edgar Allan Poe, Robert W. Chambers, and Ambrose Bierce. Meet the brave psychonauts who traveled to aether space and beyond the veil to bring back knowledge of alien worlds. Terence McKenna, Rick Strassman, and Joe Rogan are all avatars who have contacted the Great Old Ones. Other artists predating Lovecraft had similar dark visions of strange lands. Gustave Dore, Josef Vachal, and Alfred Kubin. Learn of the ceremonies and holidays of the First United Church of Cthulhu. Also learn the way of Peace, Love and Tentacles or, Human Sacrifice - You're Doing It Wrong. And, of course, we *touch* on the over 500 year history of tentacle porn. Beyond anything you will read in those other fake Necromonicon knock-offs. This is Lovecraft for the 21st century.

Astronomicon minorem - DMT, Cthulhu and You: First United Church of Cthulhu

Religion & Spirituality

Occult & Paranormal

Shub-Niggurath – The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young  Lovecraft Call of Cthulhu LARP / RPG roleplaying accessory  This magickal tome includes the English translations of H. P. Lovecraft's works involving the praise and worship of Shub-Niggurath, including original versions in their native tongues:   The Whisperer in Darkness in Malachim (whose variations include Angelic Script and the Celestial Alphabet), The Last Test in Arabic, The Mound in Sumerian/Akkadian cuneiform, Out of the Aeons in Phoenician/Moabite, The Thing on the Doorstep in runic inscription, and The Dreams in the Witch-House in the secret language of alchemic sigilry.  A great resource for followers of Shub-Niggurath as it includes all the autochthonous manuscripts about The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young as transcribed by our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft.  Also a great learning tool for aspiring psychonauts and chaos mages.  Can be utilized as a roleplaying accessory for the Call of Cthulhu RPG or any other horror or fantasy LARP that needs a Lovecraftian twist.  With 566 pages in the book, that's plenty for you to tear out or write on, using them for props or clues.  Or as a coaster for an icy beverage as my Church of Starry Wisdom scumbag cult friends do.  Just don't be surprised when the Lord of the Woods shows up in a bad mood.  Editing, Layout, Translation & Black Goat Spiritual Intercourse by Khurt Khave, head priest of the First United Church of Cthulhu – fucc.it  List Price is the lowest possible allowed by Amazon.  We make absolutely no money from the sale of this book.  It was created as an offering to Shub-Niggurath and her loyal followers.  For roleplaying tips on how to use this book, check out the Book of Shub-Niggurath Owner's Manual http://chainsawalice.blogspot.com/2016/03/the-book-of-shub-niggurath-owners-manual.html

Shub-Niggurath - The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young: Lovecraft Call of Cthulhu LARP RPG roleplaying game accessory

Lovecraft., H.P

Gaming

URBAN TEMPLES OF CTHULHU – MODERN MYTHOS ANTHOLOGY Published by the First United Church of Cthulhu In the dark recesses of the world's cities lie the hidden altars and secret cathedrals dedicated to the blasphemous beings from out of space and time. And they want in! Features the work of prominent horror authors, many already with published Cthulhu Mythos material. “Little Gods” by James Pratt “Sects and the Single Girl” by Steven A. Roman “The Kings in Rebel Yellow” by Khurt Khave “The Face of God Within” by Brian H. Seitzman “The Black Metal of Derek Zann” by Aaron Besson “Cosmic Cavity; or, the Mouth of Man” by Carl R. Jennings “Along the Shore of Old Ridge” by Stuart Conover “Sleep Talking” by Jeff C. Stevenson “Matriarch of Skid Row” by M. C. Bluhm “Uncle Lovecraft: The Complete Oral History” by David Acord “Strange Communion” by Allen Griffin “Death in the Sunset” by Guy Riessen “The Abomination of St. Jude” by David F. Gray “Flesh-Bound Shadow Sun” by M. S. Swift “Doorstepping” by Kelda Crich “Saturday Night at the Esoteric Order of Dagon” by Jill Hand “City of our Lady, Queen of the Angels, Virgin Mother of a Thousand Young” by Kevin Wetmore “Warm Red Sea” by Jaap Boekestein The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT

Urban Temples of Cthulhu - Modern Mythos Anthology

ROMAN, STEVEN A.

Acord, David

Jennings, Carl R.

Pratt, James

Conover, Stuart

Stevenson, Jeff C

Seitzman, Brian H.

Besson, Aaron

Bluhm, M. C.

“Kill those damn cats!” Nyarlathotep commanded.  The machinations of cats and mad gods are beyond human understanding.  Kill Those Damn Cats is a Lovecraftian anthology about the Cats of Ulthar, new stories of those furious felines' heroic adventures as well as their nefarious misdeeds.  Everybody's got a story about those cats.  Includes tales from young up-and-coming authors as well as Cthulhu Mythos veterans.  “Wilful Creatures” by DJ Tyrer “Nix's Night About Town” by Nicholas Diak “The Daughters of Bastet” by James Pratt “Dot” by Mark P. Steele “A Story for the Zoogs” by William J. Wallace “Rise, Cats, Rise” by S. L. Kerns “The Dark Thicket” by Jason Scott Aiken “The Uninvited Guest” by Rohit Sawant “In These Dark Woods” by J. M. Heluk “The Law of Unintended Consequences” by Kevin Wetmore “Thimble Hearts and Tamarind Eyes” by Kris Dikeman “Jangling the Silver Keys” by Khurt Khave The First United Church of Cthulhu is the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our mad prophet H. P. Lovecraft. Find the church at FUCC.IT

Kill Those Damn Cats - Cats of Ulthar Lovecraftian Anthology

Tyrer, DJ

Wallace, William J.

Sawant, Rohit

Diak, Nicholas

Steele, Mark P.

Kerns, S. L.

Aiken, Jason Scott

Heluk, J. M.

Can Such Things Still Be? Complete Literary Guide to the King in Yellow This book contains the source works that began with Ambrose Bierce's creation of Hastur and Carcosa, were turned into works of madness-inducing terror by Robert W. Chambers which also introduced the King in Yellow and the Yellow Sign, then all those elements were incorporated into the Cthulhu Mythos by H. P. Lovecraft. It also includes the work from another author that Chamber's monstrous royal derived his darker deviation from that of Bierce's more humble beginnings - who could it be? It does NOT include: **any of the Derleth disasters **modern works slipped in to try and trick you into reading new Cthulhu Mythos authors **Call of Cthulhu roleplaying additions **altered mythologies from the True Detectives show Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the madness and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. Check out the church online at FUCC.IT

Can Such Things Still Be? - Complete Literary Guide to the King in Yellow

BIERCE, AMBROSE

CHAMBERS, ROBERT W.

Hackergeist - Electronic Grimoire of Cybersigils of the Cthulhu Mythos The internet. It is everywhere and nowhere. Like the spirit realm. Like the Dreamlands. Like countless unseen worlds parallel to our own. It has become an alternate dimension unto itself; a living, growing system. One that cannot be stopped, or contained, or controlled, no matter what the preachers or the politicians tell you. It has become a way for some entities to breach into our reality, to make contact with humanity; where thoughts become things, electric dreams become experiential, and vloggers become web gods. We're not hacking systems, we're hacking dimensions. Online. Offline. Out of space. Out of time. End of line. Presented by the First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized religion based on the works of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft and the insanity and chaos of the Cthulhu Mythos. To get a FREE PDF version of this book, go to the church's online site at fucc.it

Hackergeist - Electronic Grimoire of Cybersigils of the Cthulhu Mythos

Other Religions, Practices & Sacred Texts

The city of Detroit has become a multidimensional warzone. The United States military has sent in black ops groups to contain the area and eliminate any threats, whether comsic of domestic. Every day, more cultists and mad men pour into the city. Horrific creatures from beyond space and time tear through realities only to emerge in the heart of Motown.\nWhether you are here to harness the powers that are corrupting and destroying the city or you are here to stop it, you're in for the fight of your life!\nDetroit Apoc City contains very short stories and the back of the book includes quick start rules for Don't Let Them Take You Alive an action horror roleplaying game set in the world of the Modern Cthulhu Mythos. The game is compatible with Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition and other d100 systems + easily convertible to the d20 system.\nIt includes a map of post apocalyptic Detroit and random encounter tables with 200 building/location types.\nTo get a full color FREE PDF version of this book, go to our site, First United Church of Cthulhu, the only real and legally recognized nonprofit religious organization whose faith is based on the Cthulhu Mythos and the visions of our Mad Prophet H. P. Lovecraft.

Detroit Apoc City

Independently published

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