You are cordially invited to celebrate
A Parody of
The New York Times
Wedding Announcements
by
Kasper Hauser
Along with fully illustrated guides to:
Wedding-night sex,
Honeymoon hot spots,
Formalwear malfunctions, 
and much, much more.
At four o'clock in the Afternoon.
Or is it three o'clock?
Didn't you bring the invitation?
Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?
Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.
What's wrong? 
I just need to eat something. I'm fine.
Remind me how we know these people?
"In this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry."
---from the foreword by John Hodgman

Weddings of the Times: A Parody

Humor & Entertainment

Kasper Hauser

James Reichmuth

Dan Klein

Robert Baedeker

John Reichmuth

Humor

St. Martin's: Griffin

Obama's BlackBerry

Little. Brown and Company

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Puzzles & Games

Ten Speed Press+

Obama's Blackberry

SPHERE

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