Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter. Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face. Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT a Harry Potter Cookbook companion piece, nor is it affiliated in any way with any other Harry Potter book.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

Humor & Entertainment

Moss, Laura J.

Jones, Birdy

Humor

Createspace Independent Pub

The clever tactics of Mister Cool, who faces down the mean kids at school with confidence, show elementary-school age kids how to deflect bullying with humor and create friendships through kindness. Confidence? Mister Cool has it, and explains that it comes from understanding your own unique assets. His secret is being able to rely on that confidence when bullies get in his face. In this clever story, Mister Cool shows off his tactics for turning bullies into pals: make ‘em laugh, be twice as nice, and use creativity to distract them (especially good against bullies with short attention spans). In the end, Mister Cool reveals that it’s having the confidence to be yourself even in the face of meanness that saves the day. This great read tackles a topic often in the news today--bullying--from a kid's point of view. Mister Cool provides ideas for pushing back against aggressive kids without being preachy or overly earnest. His tactics for turning around tricky situations offer lessons any kid can adapt to his or her own experiences. Lively prose and edgy, vibrant illustrations make it fun to read while letting the lesson be subtle.

Mister Cool

Children's Books

Growing Up & Facts of Life

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, “You’re a beast, but there’s nothing fantastic about you.” Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" https://amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Wicked Wizards and Witches in Your Life

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, “You’re a beast, but there’s nothing fantastic about you.” Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life

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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

Mister Cool

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Wicked Wizards and Witches in Your Life

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life