Jeffrey Armstrong, aka Saint $ilicon, is the founder of C.H.I.P., the Church of Heuristic Information Processing, the world's first Computer Religion, the Hunt and Peck Method of Salvation, the world's first user-friendly religion. Like the prophets of old, he came from humble origins in the Midwest. An apocryphal story relates that his first computer came with a Loser's Manual. He worked for years in the Data-dungeons of Silicon Valley, toiling in sales and marketing positions. Finally, after years of austerity and penance, he bought a Macintosh (for the Macrighteous shall inherit the Earth). And because he paid full price, great things were destined to happen. Late one night as Jeffrey worked on a word-processing file, lightning struck the satellite dish on his roof. When he awoke, the "Keyboard Prayer" was on the screen in 18 point Times Roman along with the command to write the Binary Bible. Thus he was "Bored Again" and was renamed and saved as Saint $ilicon. He immediately quit his job and retired to a cave in the Santa Cruz mountains and began writing The Binary Bible as it was dictated to him by the Giver Of Data, G.O.D. And so a ray of hope came FORTH for all those with a Terminal Illness, for all who suffer from Data Distress, the D-based and D-filed who have lost their beloved Data. Now a great revival is sweeping the world. From that moment on it was GIGO- Garbage in Gospel Out, or to quote P. C. Barnum: "There's a Seeker Born Every Minute." and in the end, everything will be Right Justified!!! --- from book's back cover

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THE BHAGAVAD GITA COMES ALIVE is a brilliant new translation of India’s most enlightening sacred text. After 10 years of etymological & linguistic research, Jeffrey Armstrong | Kavindra Rishi's The Bhagavad Gita Comes Alive: A Radical Translation gets to the root of the Sanskrit-English translation conundrum and delivers the clearest, most universal & enlivening version of the Gita’s deep & profound wisdom ever written in the English language. It is essential reading for all seekers of wisdom.\nJeffrey Armstrong | Kavindra Rishi has degrees in History & Religion, Psychology, & Literature. He is an award-winning author & poet and has been a practitioner & teacher of yoga philosophy & Sanatana Dharma for 50 years. He is founder of the Vedic Academy of Sciences and Arts, Co-Chair of Vedic Friends Association, and is active with British Board of Dharmic Scholars.\nBENEFITS OF THIS TRANSLATION:\n- Concise & easy to read. 
- True to the original meaning—has removed mistranslated words such as God, Lord, heaven, hell, sin, religion, angel, demi-god, sacrifice, idol, faith & charity. 
- Reintroduces the accurate Sanskrit terms into the English verses and offers detailed definitions in the glossary to explain Vedic concepts that have been lost in translation. 
- Exquisitely written by a poet & master of the English language.\nTHIS BHAGAVAD GITA IS IDEAL FOR:\n- Novices & long-time lovers of the Gita. 
- English-speaking Hindus in India & abroad. 
- Schools, libraries and all readers of literary & religious classics. 
- Yoga students, teachers & practitioners. 
- Hindus interested in revitalization of Sanatana Dharma. 
- The spiritually curious and seekers of universal wisdom.\nCompact & beautifully presented, The Bhagavad Gita Comes Alive: A Radical Translation can be read in an afternoon, or slowly savored. It will become your daily companion, cherished for life.

The Bhagavad Gita Comes Alive: A Radical Translation

VASA Publishing

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Simon&Schuster

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