Rejection sucks. But it's not the end of the world. The purpose of this book is to look at repudiation as one accepts pigeon droppings on a park statue. Their doo-doo is no big deal, and you can clean it up. The book is filled with 150 cartoons, 1,000 humorous quotes, anecdotes of 200 celebrities, and offers 101 strategies to avoid rejection, 86 catalysts to consider for positive action, and benefits to seek that can be a blessing.

Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down: 101 Strategies to Laugh Your Way from Repudiation to Happiness

Helitzer, Mel

Religion & Spirituality

Univ Sports Pr

The Must-Have Guide to Humor Writing Bring on the funny! With Comedy Writing Secrets 3rd Edition, you can discover the secrets of humor writing that will keep your readers rolling in their seats. Learn the basics of joke construction, as well as in-depth comedy-writing techniques that you can apply to a variety of print and online markets. If your aim is to make 'em laugh--and make a career in comedy writing--then look no further. In this completely revised and refreshed edition, you'll discover: • Hundreds of updated one-liners, anecdotes, and bits from top comedians like Louis C.K., Conan O’Brien, Tina Fey, Amy Schumer, Rodney Dangerfield, Jon Stewart, Steve Martin, Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Fallon, George Carlin, Zach Galifianakis, Stephen Colbert, Erma Bombeck, and more. • Exclusive tips for injecting humor into articles, speeches, advertisements, greeting cards, and more. • New instruction on writing for online markets and social media. • Advice on brainstorming and editing to beat writer's block and generate new material. • Exercises and expanded instructions for exaggeration, reverses, word play and more to practice and refine your writing skills. For more than twenty years, Comedy Writing Secrets has helped humor writers of all skill levels write and sell their work. With Comedy Writing Secrets 3rd Edition, you'll be laugh-out-loud funny and leave readers wanting more.

Comedy Writing Secrets: The Best-Selling Guide to Writing Funny and Getting Paid for It

Literature & Fiction

Shatz, Mark

Dramas & Plays

Writer's Digest Books

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