“Estaba completamente segura de unas tres cosas. Primero, Edwart era, tal vez, mi alma gemela, quizá. Segundo, él tenía una parte de vampiro —que yo asumía estaba totalmente fuera de su control— que me quería muerta.Y tercero, yo deseaba incondicional, irrevocable, impenetrable, heterogénea, ginecológica y vergonzosamente que me besara”. Y así, Belle Goose se enamoró del misterioso y chispeante Edwart Mullen en esta desternillante parodia de la irreverente Harvard Lampoon.  Pálida y patosa, Belle llega a Switchblade, Oregon, buscando una aventura o por lo menos, un compañero de clase inmortal. Pronto descubrirá a Edwart, un nerd guapo, loco de las  computadoras, con cero interés por las chicas. Después de ser testigo de extraños sucesos –¡Edwart no se ha comido sus patatas rellenas!¡Edwart la ha salvado de una bola de nieve!–, Belle tiene una dramática revelación: Edwart es un vampiro. Pero, ¿cómo convencerle para que la muerda y la convierta en su novia eterna si parece sentir repulsión por las chicas?  Políticamente incorrecta, llena de amor, peligro, acoso e insuficiente supervisión paternal, Corpúsculo es la hilarante historia de una chica obsesionada por los vampiros que busca el amor en el sitio equivocado.

Corpúsculo (Spanish Edition)

Literature & Fiction

Harvard Lampoon

Humor & Satire

Vintage Espanol

A spoof of Harvard University discusses the social responsibilities of the Harvard student, including dating, dorm life, spring break, and extracurricular activities

A Harvard Education in a Book

TarcherPerigee

PASS THIS QUICK TEST AND YOU CAN BUY THIS BOOK. 1. This book will make you ___. (a) cooler (b) sexier (c) more likely to get into college (d) poorer. 2. After reading this book you will receive a ___ on the SATs. (a) B+ (b) notice informing you of your scores (c) 88,000 (d) sneaking suspicion that you'll do pretty well. 3. When your friends see you with this book, they will exclaim: (a) "Nice shirt!" (b) "Why are you reading that book upside down?" (c) "I want to marry you and bear your children (because you are reading that book)". (d) "How did you get in here? I'm going to call the police if you don't leave". 4. While writing this book, the editors: (a) worked collaboratively to foster an open, caring environment (b) worked collaboratively to foster an openly spiteful environment (c) kicked a puppy (d) a and c. 5. Do you have $12.95? If you answered "yes" to question 5, THE HARVARD LAMPOON'S GUIDE TO COLLEGE ADMISSIONS is for you. Profusely sweating (and illustrated), only THE HARVARD LAMPOON'S "TM" GUIDE TO COLLEGE ADMISSIONS gives you: -- SAT Tips for college-bound fetuses -- Recommendation letters from teachers who hate you -- Tips on where to go, from the Colorado School of Mining Technology to Bikini College to Harvard (Why would anyone not go to Bikini College?) -- Dorm room pets -- goldfish or soul-less zombie manservant? (The answer may surprise you!) -- Advice on choosing a brand of fabric softener, a major, and a favorite lite FM radio station that makes you a winner...AND NOT MUCH MORE!

The Harvard Lampoon's Guide to College Admissions: The Comprehensive, Authoritative, and Utterly Useless Source for Where to Go and How to Get in

Contemporary

Grand Central Publishing

The Pinkerton Case

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Signet

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

BEARD, Henry

Kenney, Douglas C.

160 page softcover paperback book parody of The Lord Of The Rings.

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings"

Henry N. Beard

Signet Books

A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready-or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf-to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death-these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake.For everyone who has delighted in J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy masterwork-or anyone who's just looking for a good laugh-Bored of the Rings is the "all-in-one-volume" comic extravaganza that will convince lovers and haters of fantasy that they've finally experienced it all, and that they'll never need to read another fantasy parody again.

The cult classic Lord of the Rings parody!

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Corpúsculo (Spanish Edition)

A Harvard Education in a Book

The Harvard Lampoon's Guide to College Admissions: The Comprehensive, Authoritative, and Utterly Useless Source for Where to Go and How to Get in

The Pinkerton Case

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings"

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings