Recounts how the author was converted from confirmed childlessness to blissful fatherhood, details his anxious, obsessive involvement in every phase of childbearing, and examines how the experience affected his relationship with his wife

Confessions of a Pregnant Father

Politics & Social Sciences

GREENBURG, Dan

Social Sciences

Macmillan Pub. Co.

Problems arise in two households when a mix-up at the hospital sends a baby elephant home with human parents and a baby boy to the zoo.

Jumbo the Boy & Arnold the Elephant

Children's Books

Animals

Harper&Row

Jumbo the Boy and Arnold the Elephant

HarperCollins, Publishers

A bunk bed feels rejected and runs away from home when the twins who sleep on the top and the bottom stay up past their bedtime.

The Bed Who Ran Away from Home

Literature & Fiction

Harpercollins Childrens Books

Harpercollins

Young Santa

Biographies

Puffin Books

Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally's feet stink something awful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and ten-foot-long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles? Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters' extra arms? Or to question their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go? Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there's nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run--run for their lives!

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book One: The Onts

Clarion Books

When last we saw them, the Shluffmuffin twins were running for their lives. In this, the second installment, they run right into the arms of their long-lost father. But he's not quite as they remember him . . . Of course, who would be after a tragic Porta Potti accident? Instead, he has become something frightening, something far too horrifying to explain. No, no, we can't do it, you'll just have to buck up and read the book yourself. When things get creepy, you try to cover your eyes, but you peek through anyway, don't you? Well, then, you'll get what you deserve--a laugh attack you'll never recover from. Serves you right.

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Two: Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days

In an astounding turn of events, the Shluffmuffins twins' long-lost father has reappeared years after his tragic Porta Potti accident. Wally and Cheyenne, of course, are thrilled to see their dear old dad again. But would it be rude to point out how his skin appears to be rotting and falling off in chunks? Or that his breath smells distinctly like bloated roadkill? Come to think of it, he looks an awful lot like . . . well, a zombie. So imagine the twins' delight when they discover that their friend Professor Spydelle has developed a special life-restoring elixir, the only known cure for zombiism. Hmmmm. Unfortunately, it seems there are still some kinks to work out on that special Elixir of Life. It cures Dad of his zombiism, only to turn him into . . . a vampire. It would seem that things couldn't get much worse. But when two faces that look suspiciously like giant ants appear in Wally and Cheyenne's bedroom window one night, things take a turn from dismal . . . to dire.

The Vampire's Curse (Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 3)

Things seem pretty hopeless for the Shluffmuffin family in the fourth book in this hilarious series. The treacherous Mandible sisters have kidnapped Cheyenne again, and it's up to Wally to rescue her. And not only is their adoring dad a vampire, but lately he's taken up all sorts of offensive and unsavory activities like "volunteering" at a bloodmobile and licking strangers' bleeding wounds on buses. Gross! Throw in thirty-six grubby orphans singing show tunes, a bizarre plot to overthrow the human race with a flu virus sprayed out of perfume bottles, and some deadly, chatty wolves, and things in Dripping Fang Forest couldn't get much more surreal. But when Wally comes up with a brilliant SWAT team-style commando plan to get Cheyenne back, the Onts just may be defeated once and for all. (Yeah, right . . .)

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Four: Fall of the House of Mandible

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Confessions of a Pregnant Father

Jumbo the Boy & Arnold the Elephant

Jumbo the Boy and Arnold the Elephant

The Bed Who Ran Away from Home

The Bed Who Ran Away from Home

Young Santa

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book One: The Onts

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Two: Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days

The Vampire's Curse (Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 3)

Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Four: Fall of the House of Mandible