Product Description 
Can you imagine what would happen if Santa forgot to take his GPS with him on Christmas Eve and got lost delivering the presents? In this silly look at Santa Claus in a number of worst-case scenarios, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at the million and one little things that could go wrong, from Santa having to pull his sleigh himself because the reindeer are tired, or getting the presents mixed up so you accidentally end up with Grandma’s new hat instead of the toy you wanted. While not everything may always go as planned, one thing is for sure—Christmas magic will always prevail. Even if Santa loses his suspenders or stops to take a selfie with his reindeer, kids know you can always count on him because Santa will never forget where you live—just make sure you stay on the nice list this year!! 
 From School Library Journal 
PreS-Gr 4—Translated from French, this good-hearted and cheerfully goofy book about what Santa Claus should never do will appeal to children with a sense of the absurd. The book states different things that Santa should never do, and then generally showing through humorous, cartoonish illustrations why each thing would be a bad idea. Some of the illustrations are extremely droll, such as the one featuring a rather disapproving child munching on an Easter egg and watching in consternation as Santa confuses Easter with Christmas. The happy ending puts all right in Santa's and in children's worlds again. VERDICT While not a necessary purchase, this lighthearted story will appeal to those looking for some humor in their holiday reading.—Allison Gray, Goleta Valley Lib., CA 
 Review 
“this lighthearted story will appeal to those looking for some humor in their holiday reading.” 
 -- School Library Journal 
 About the Author 
Noé Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That's right, Noé Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of 
All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say.\nRonan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children's books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator of 
The Wolf Will Not Come ( 
Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).

All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do (All the Things, 1)

Children's Books

CARLAIN, Noé

Humor

Schiffer Kids

No maths today; it's too hard! Said no teacher ever! Can you imagine your teacher saying this or suggesting you keep your gum and not to forget to stick it under the desk? In this comical look at all the things a teacher is never likely to say, kids, parents, and educators alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if the school day was turned upside down. While your teacher will never encourage you to paint on your desk or copy your neighbour's paper, kids know they can always count on the teacher to make learning fun. So even if things may not always got as planned, structure and boundaries create a safe space, and one thing is always for sure -- a teacher will always miss her students at the end of the day.

All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say (All the Things, 2)

About the Author\nNoé Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That's right, Noé Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, and All the Things Mom Will Never Say.\nRonan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children's books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, All the Things Mom Will Never Say, and The Wolf Will Not Come (Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).\nDo dads really know best? Of course they do; that's why they are dads! In our eyes they are fountains of knowledge, the experts on life, and the givers of the best advice—well, most of the time. In this comical look at all the things a dad is likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what happens when a dad is seen taking his own advice, such as one minute telling you everything in life comes to those who wait, but becoming impatient in a traffic jam the next. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious scenes that illustrate the things fathers may not do well but still make them a superhero in our eyes.

All the Things Dad Will Always Say (All the Things, 3)

About the Author\nNoé Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That's right, Noé Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, and All the Things Dad Will Always Say.\nRonan Badel was born in Brittany, France, and lives in Vannes. A graduate of Decorative Arts of Strasbourg, he began writing and illustrating children's books, publishing his first book in 1998. He is the illustrator of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, All the Things Dad Will Always Say, and The Wolf Will Not Come (Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review and Book of the Year).\nDon't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. While she'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables, kids know they can always count on Mom to always want a kiss and hug. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.

All the Things Mom Will Never Say (All the Things, 4)

Laugh-out-loud take on a typical childhood event; full of universal appeal; quirky and delightful; and children and adults will see themselves reflected.Hooray! Hooray! It's class picture day. It's time to stop monkeying around and say cheese! Which class picture is your favorite? Click!

Class Picture

Animals

Kane/Miller Book Publishers

Tout ce qu'une maîtresse ne dira jamais

BADEL, Ronan

ELAN VERT

Ce que lisent les animaux avant de dormir

SARBACANE

It's time for the animals to return to school. Children will love seeing how each species acts.

La vuelta al cole de los animales (Spanish Edition)

Lectorum Publications

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