Bored with board games? Sick of charades? Over red rover? It's time to learn some real kidskillz!
Step-by-step instructions teach you the essentials:
<ul>
<li>How to booby-trap a room</li>
<li>How to pop a wheelie</li>
<li>How to win at thumb wrestling</li>
<li>How to spin a basketball on one finger . . . and much more!</li>
</ul>
If you've got to be a kid, then you've got to have this book!

How to Give a Wedgie!: & Other Tricks, Tips, & Skills No Adult Will Teach You

Children's Books

Borgenicht, Joé

Borgenicht, Dave

Humor

Harpercollins

You've been challenged to a handstand contest . . . but you've never done one. What do you do? Pretend you hear your mother calling? Throw yourself at the ground and hope for the best? No, you reach for this book, of course!
Can you survive in the great outdoors without these great kidskillz?
Don't take any chances. Step-by-step instructions will teach you the essentials:
<ul>
<li>How to become a lemonade tycoon</li>
<li>How to film a backyard blockbuster</li>
<li>How to master stone skipping</li>
<li>How to develop real estate (building forts counts!) . . . and much more!</li>
</ul>
If you've got to be a kid, then you've got to have this book!

How to Do a Belly Flop!: & Other Tricks, Tips, & Skills No Adult Will Teach You

Nobleman, Marc Tyler

A hilarious look at the art of baby naming introduces scores of names, complete with definitions, origins, and pronunciations, that should never be used for a child, all organized into such categories as "Movie Mania," "It's the Twenty-First Century: Move On!," "Shop at the Mall, Not the Nursery," "Infamous Dictators," and "First Voted-off-the-Island Survivors." Original. 50,000 first printing.

What Not to Name Your Baby

Humor & Entertainment

Simon Spotlight Entertainment

How to crack a safe, escape from Alcatraz, get the girl and live the action hero's life.From the creators of the publishing phenomenon, THE WORST CASE SCENARIO HANDBOOK, THE ACTION HERO HANDBOOK will put you in touch with your inner action hero.Irreverent, but practical advice written by experts (actors, stuntmen, private investigators, con artists, criminals and cads) will tell you how to talk tough, jump on a horse, dock a cruise ship, drive through down town without letting the speeddrop below 55mph or just buy more time.Step-by-step instructions will help you live the movie life!

The Action Hero's Handbook

Michael, Joseph

Are you looking for a whole new bag of tricks to share with your favorite four-legged friend? Tired of tossing the same soggy tennis ball? With DOGGY DAYS in hand, you'¬?ll have your pooch belting out tunes like Madogga and painting in the manner of Doglo Picasso and Salvador Doggy. Ever wondered what'¬?s going on behind those big puppy-dog eyes? Try administering the Dog Aptitude Test and the Dog Personality Type Quiz; you'¬?ll have new insight into why your dog barks at midnight, maniacally chases squirrels and other small rodents, and can'¬?t get enough of doggy foie gras (liver treats). Dozens and dozens of activities, with helpful illustrations and simple directions, will help you pawpoint your pooch'¬?s talents, provide hours of fun, and even boost you above tennis balls and bones as your pal'¬?s most pant-astic companion. Grab a leash and follow along as doggy docents Rufus and Bella walk you through all the best doggy days. And, next time you need to get yourself out of the doghouse, why not try:‚Ä¢ Taking your dog on vacation to the world'¬?s largest fire hydrant.‚Ä¢ Making a down-home meal of Lynyrd'¬?s Inyrds.‚Ä¢ Sewing Super-Spot a spiffy Calvin Canine cape.‚Ä¢ Showing a double-feature of The Shaggy Dog and 101 Dalmatians.Don't let your destiny go to the dogs-DOGGY DAYS puts you on to the scent of the good life and leaves your pup drooling for more. Whether you'¬?re a poodle person or a die-hard lab owner, the proud owner of a prize-winning show dog or a faithful mutt, this inspiring resource will help you make every day a doggy day. DOGGY DAYS proves what man'¬?s best friend already knows: It's a dog's life after all, and it's a good one.

Doggy Days: Dozens and Dozens of Indoor and Outdoor Activities for You and Your Best Friend-Tricks and Games, Arts and Crafts, Stories and Songs, and Much More!

Crafts, Hobbies & Home

Borgenicht, Melanie

Pets & Animal Care

Ten Speed Press+

Would you give up showers, toilets, and other modern conveniences for a chance at a million dollars? Do you long to find the love of your life in front of a national television audience? Are you willing to do anything -- and we mean anything -- to become famous? Perfect for fans of Survivor, American Idol, The Bachelor, and their countless imitators, The Reality TV Handbook is the insider's guide to winning fame, love, and/or money on the small screen. From creating the perfect application video and auditioning like an idol to keeping your head as you're buried alive, The Reality TV Handbook features everything you need to go the distance. Written by acclaimed television producer John Saade, this illustrated handbook will show you how to outwit your competitors, outsmart the producers, and win over the hearts of TV audiences everywhere!

The Reality TV Handbook: An Insider's Guide: How to Ace a Casting Interview, Form an Alliance, Swallow a Live Bug, and Capitalize on Your 15 Minutes of Fame

Saade, John

Reference

Quirk Books

At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Toddler Technology Just when you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably, and resisting your attempts to clothe him. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you master your toddler’s changing technology? Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How should I react when my toddler throws a tantrum? How do I train my toddler for self–waste disposal? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett R. Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of toddler care.

The Toddler Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice on System Maintenance

Kuhn, Brett

Health, Fitness & Dieting

Boost Your Baby’s Brain Power! Babies learn about their world by playing. And with The Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book, you’ll discover 75 exciting ways to enrich their minds, strengthen their bodies, and spark their imaginations. No expensive toys or battery-operated gizmos are required—just common household materials and a little creativity. From cooking and making crafts to dancing, playing music, and imitating favorite zoo animals, these activities all feature numerous developmental benefits. Compatible with all models ages 0–36 months, The Baby Owner’s Games and Activities Book will result in hours of enjoyment.

The Baby Owner's Games and Activities Book (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

Rosen, Lynn

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: • The Baby Owner's Manual • Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress • Diaper Changing Instructional Poster • Babysitter's Memo Pad • Decorative magnet

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit: Includes: The Baby Owner's Manual, Growth Chart and Stickers, Instructional Poster, Babysitter's Memo Pad, Magnet, Keepsake Box (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

Borgenicht M.D., Louis

Borgenicht, Lou

At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

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