At the Outside Inn Trailer Park in Honeysuckle Grove, eighteen year old Scarlett May Blossom excites every man she meets. She's a Dixie Rose with big brown eyes born under Alabama skies, and her life is a tantalizing sexy disaster, with all the ceilings she has seen. In fact, Scarlett's Mama believes her daughter is going straight to hell, but Scarlett has other plans. Scarlett is confident that all the spam emails she gets will make her rich... and maybe they will. The Mental Health Society says this book is so extreme in its outrageousness that it could be harmful to American society, and you should read it only at your own risk, because it could be damaging to your mental health. One reader laughed so hard she fell out of bed and injured her hip (really!). This book is written just like Scarlett talks, in Alabamese. Scarlett is quite a fox, worthy of her many hilarious schemes that will shock and delight you. In fact, critic Peter D. Balzem of Culture Wars Digest magazine says: "Thanks to Scarlett, the South shall rise again, with or without Viagra." See the Scarlett May Blossom music video at scarlettmayblossom.com and listen to people from her home town who think Scarlett needs an exorcism or at least oughta have the devil chased out of her for writin' such a trashy book. Really, though, it's great literature, if you're not too busy bowlin' or playin' bingo or drinkin' or screwin' to have time to read it.

Scarlett May Blossom's Diary: Journal 1: Ceilings I Have Seen

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Scarlett May Blossom's Diary: Journal 1: Ceilings I Have Seen