<p>You see him in a bar. It is hard to miss him. He is the most colorful character in the room. He dresses like a shiny disco ball, and exudes a personality that screams, “I am the life of the party, come join me!” Should you threaten to ruin his fun, his face will darken, his eyes will narrow with disapproval, and his lips will tighten into a pout. With one eyebrow raised, and a hand holding firmly onto his glass, he booms, “Don't piss in my martini…” Before you can bat an eyelash, his frown curls into a smirk, his face lights up with merriment, and he gently adds, “Please!”</p>

Don't Piss in My Martini, Please!

Humor & Entertainment

Bistritz, Thomas

Humor

On Point Publishing

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Don't Piss in My Martini, Please!