If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book. . . Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered, but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift for the gratuitous insult. In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you can ejaculate farther to how you can take--ahem--more cargo on your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm. Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men have about sex. Here's a sampling of what you'll learn: . . . Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms. Get over it. . . . The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it. . . . Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old. . . . 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side effects. And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can blame on medicine. With buzz-saw wit, Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you need to know about sex.

Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist

Self-Help

Alvear, Michael

Kensington

Completely Revised Edition for 2013!  This latest edition introduces a new revolutionary anal sex technique called The Sexhalation Method. It will completely eliminate anal pain.   What Would Your Sex Life Be Like If You Could Bottom Without Pain? You’d have earthshattering orgasms. You’d experience the erotic pleasure of submitting to your partner’s hardness. Sex would be more interesting because you’d add a whole new dimension to it.  So what stops you? Pain. Or the fear of pain. The anticipation of it. If you're like a lot of guys, you've either tried and failed to bottom because it hurt too much or you wouldn’t let yourself try because of “anticipatory anxiety” –the belief that you have to go through a lot of pain to get to the pleasure of bottoming.   You might also be struggling with the “ick factor.” A lot of guys are grossed out by anal sex. If you don’t know how to get clean down there, the smell and the potential to leave tire tracks behind you can put you off completely.   “The Sexhalation Method” Will Completely Eliminate Anal Sex Pain.  Mike Alvear, the gay sex columnist and co-host of HBO’s The Sex Inspectors, teamed up with colo-rectal specialists, a respiratory psychophysiologist and a yoga guru to create The Sexhalation Method. It combines progressive muscle relaxation, unique breath patterns, and sexual imagery to completely eliminate the pain associated with anal sex.  Here’s a list of some of the subjects you'll see in this best selling gay sex book:  • How to stop the feeling that you’re going to go on yourself when he’s in you. • A step-by-step guide to stretching your sphincter so you can take bigger guys. • How to deal with emotional blocks that stop you from trying to bottom. • How to eliminate hygiene fears and put you in the right frame of mind. • Butt tightening exercises that’ll keep you tight and him happy. • How to get over the hang-up that “real men” don’t bottom. • How to pick the right adult toy for you. • How to choose the best lube. • The proper way to use butt plugs, dildos and other toys.  Gay sex doesn’t have to hurt. You just need to learn The Sexhalation Method. This gay best seller also answers letters from real gay men trying--and failing-- to make male anal sex work. You’ll find answers to every question you have, including:   “Will I end up wearing diapers if I bottom for hung guys?”  “Why does my penis go soft when I bottom?”  "Why does my partner lose his hard-on when he’s about to enter me?"  How do I get my bottom boyfriend to top me?"  “Does bottoming cause hemorrhoids?”  "We’re both bottoms. How do I wake up my inner top?"  "How do I get over my disgust of anal sex?"  “How can I change my identity as a gay bottom to being more versatile?”  “Does bottoming cause anal cancer?”  "Why can’t he come when I bottom for him?"  “ Which condoms should I buy?"  "How do you put on a condom correctly?"  "How do I get myself to use condoms if I hate them?"  "What’s the secret to staying hard with a condom on?"  "Am I wrong to insist on condoms even though we’re monogamous?"  "How can I top a top?"  "I can’t bottom without getting stoned first. Is that bad?"  "Is anal bleaching safe?"  "Can I get HIV from oral sex?"  "How can I get HIV if I’m a top?"     Find out how The Sexhalation Method can take your sex life to the next level.    Scroll up, click the buy button and start learning the method tonight!     Category: Gay Books > Gay Sex> Male Anal Sex

Gay Anal Sex: How To Bottom Without Pain Or Stains

Health, Fitness & Dieting

Woodpecker Media

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Make A Killing On Kindle Without Blogging, Facebook Or Twitter: The Guerilla Marketer's Guide To Selling Ebooks On Amazon

Business & Money

Business Development & Entrepreneurship

Learn porn star secrets to bottoming without pain and start making love with volcanic pleasure. Written by gay sex advice columnist Woody Miller and a team of urologists and colon-rectal specialists, this book combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest gay male sex research. How We Got The Porn Industry’s Secrets To Bottoming Without Pain. We sent a team of researchers to interview a truckload of gay male erotica industry folk—cameramen, scouts, producers, directors and performers. The result is a fascinating, behind-the-scenes, no-holds-barred look into the industry and the secrets they use to get performers to bottom without pain or messy scenes. The main sections: 1: What You Can Learn From Porn Star Bottoms. A fascinating view of bottoming in the porn industry—how gay erotica performers prepare for a shoot, how they can take huge tops without any pain (even if it’s their first time) and how they stay loose despite day-long shoots. If you ever had a question about how the porn industry works, this is the place to find answers—from how much money porn stars make to what percent are heterosexual (shocking!) to their favorite brand of douches. 2: Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow. How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex is part porn exposé, part how-to from the latest gay sex research. In this chapter, we’ll look at how “Anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock. We’ll show you how to resolve the emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex with other gay men. 3: Why It Feels Like You’re Being Impaled By A Fence Post. From our urologist and colon-rectal experts who specialize in gay male sex: It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain; it’s your “S-curve” as well as involuntary puborectal contractions. Learn your anatomical structure so you can make the tips in this book work better. 4: How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters. Not all do it, or need to, but the gay men in the sex industry that do swear by it. Find out whether you should use their controversial method. 5: The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain. Find out the shocking things gay male erotica stars do to eliminate pain. Some cannot be recommended, but others can and we’ve combined them with a technique that blends systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery to completely eliminate pain and heighten pleasure. 6: How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor. Find out their secrets to getting your butt cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun. 7: A Device That’s Better Than A Douche Or An Enema. Enemas and douches are a bad idea (despite the porn industry’s reliance on them). Find out why and what product doctors recommend that will get you as clean as a douche without any of the harmful side effects. 8: How To Bottom Without Pain For The First Time. Here you’ll learn how to combine the best position with the best angle of entry. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? When it comes to gay sex, it matters. 9: A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve. A beginner’s real-time, step-by-step guide to bottoming—porn style!-- that will light you up like an all-night liquor store. Learn How To Bottom Like A Porn Star With The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex!Scroll up, click the buy button and start tonight!

How To Bottom Like A Porn Star

Miller, Woody

Addiction & Recovery

Quit Sugar Like Addicts Quit Drugs. Free yourself from donuts, cakes, pies, cookies and other sweets with methods psychologists use to get people off drugs. QUIT CHIPS, FRIES AND FAST FOOD, TOO These strategies also work to free you from a dependence on salty fat bombs. LIBERATE YOURSELF FROM COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS. Drinking too much coffee? Overdosing yourself with 5-Hour Energy or Red Bull? Release yourself from caffeine the way psychologists free people from cocaine. PUT YOUR EATING HABITS IN REHAB. The psychological strategies in this book, developed by treatment centers to reduce drug cravings, will eliminate or seriously reduce your intake of sugar, salt and fat. The result? Permanent weight loss without dieting. Release yourself from problem foods with the book Kirkus Reviews called, “A wellness strategy that changes the way you think about food.”

Eat It Later: Mastering Self Control & The Slimming Power Of Postponement

Diets & Weight Loss

Light Him Up Like An All-Night Liquor Store! A hilariously funny sex guide with a revolutionary premise: The key to giving great blowjobs is to focus on your own sexual satisfaction. Ignite His Pleasure By Focusing On Yours Learn how to enjoy a hard penis on your terms, without feeling pressured to do or act in ways that aren’t comfortable, comforting or sexually exciting. From Meh To Meow! Giving great oral isn’t about ‘servicing him’ at the expense of your comfort or pleasure. It’s about getting in touch with what turns you on and then expressing that desire through oral. Make His Kingdom Come Learn dozens of new techniques, from a French tongue movement to a “Suspense &amp; Resolution” approach that’ll make him moan so loud the neighbors will know your name. More importantly, learn how to apply these techniques through the lens of your own sexual needs. Written By A Gay Sex Columnist With a book that will make you laugh out loud, Michael Alvear shows you how to turn a chore into a choice, a task into a turn-on and in the process get you locked, cocked and ready to rock your man. His pleasure-mobile just pulled in and it’s going to take you places you’ve only dreamed about. Hop in.

Blow Yourself Away: Turn Blowjobs Into A Mind-Blowing Experience FOR YOURSELF. A Gay Sexpert's Guide For Women

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Make A Killing On Kindle 2018 Edition (Killing It On Kindle)

Reference

Writing, Research & Publishing Guides

"A must-read for women even if they're one of the lucky ones with no pressing body image issues, and couples who want to strengthen their relationships or just have more fun in bed." ― Sex tips for women, Lifebytes books Is Your Body Image Getting In The Way Of Intimacy And Desire? Fifty percent of women put off sex―even when they're in the mood―because they feel too fat. Even normal- and below-normal-weight women can't seem to let go and enjoy themselves in bed because they're worried their bodies aren't good enough for their partners. How A Bad Body Image Impacts Women's Sexual Desire. Do you find yourself avoiding or postponing sex because you're too self-conscious about your body? Have you started putting "conditions" on sex―only with the lights out, only with cover-up clothing, only in positions that prevent your partner from seeing or touching perceived imperfections? Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat will change your love life tonight with surprising solutions from the latest sex research. Find out proven ways to: Shut off the negative thoughts about your body before, during and after sex. Use sex techniques that will make you forget to "check" your thighs or worry about your partner seeing something you're ashamed of. Stop panicking when your partner touches a body part you're self conscious about. Stay present, attend to your pleasure and engage with your partner. The Sex Drive Solution For Women Who Struggle With Body Image Issues Women with body image issues also experience a noticeable drop in their sexual desire. That's because negative body esteem creates low libido in women. By reducing sexual desire it helps them avoid the fear of being shamed in the bedroom. Not Tonight Dear provides the most innovative solutions for low libido, including these sex tips for women: The 'Flicker Stage' technique―it'll make your sexual desire go from zero to sixty in minutes. Situational and contextual 'cuing'―prompt your sex drive in conscious and subconscious ways. Read the comprehensive list of sex cues that might be right for you. The "20/70" exercise―an exercise proven over and over to significantly, sometimes dramatically, raise sexual desire in low libido women―even in those taking antidepressants. Learn How To Fully Enjoy Sex Without Worrying About How You Look Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat will help you build body confidence, heal your relationship and provide the blueprint for a vibrant, rewarding sex life. Remember, sex is not the reward for a perfect body. It's the reward for being human.

Not Tonight Dear, I Feel Fat: How to Stop Worrying About Your Body and Have Great Sex

Parenting & Relationships

Sourcebooks Casablanca

The First Sex Guide For Tops! Techniques to keep your partner’s sphincter completely relaxed • How to overcome hygiene worries • New speed, depth and thrusting techniques • How to discover your inner top • Getting hard & staying hard, even with a condom • Solutions to emotional blocks • Using the “Erotic Feedback Loop” to maximize pleasure.   • Keep His Sphincter Completely Relaxed As You Enter Him Say goodbye to failed attempts at intercourse because your partner couldn’t take the pain. This wildly clever method turns a well-known fact of physiology into a little-known secret to complete relaxation.   • Overcome Hygiene Worries  Learn proven strategies for overcoming the fear and revulsion of undesirable sights and smells. A popular chapter in this gay sex guide.   • Learn New Speed, Depth & Thrusting Techniques  Along with the single best angle to enter him for the most pleasure and the least pain.   • Discover Your Inner Top.  Learn how to overcome self-limiting thoughts (“I’m not masculine enough,” “My dick isn’t big enough”) that stop you from trying to top or from doing it successfully.   Be A Better Lover With The First Gay Sex Manual For Tops. Stop thinking that all you have to do is get it hard and put it in. Good tops are made not born. Whether you’re a bottom looking to be more versatile or a top who wants a better experience, this book will show you how to give and get more pleasure as the penetrator in gay sex.   Express The Kind Of Masculinity You Feel Comfortable With. You don’t have to act like a cop to be a top. Choose from a spectrum of possibilities you hadn’t thought of to have the kind of topping experience that personally appeals to you. Take the Erotic Temperature Quiz in this gay sex instruction book and find out your “topping personality.”   Generate More Passion By Engaging The Erotic Feedback Loop. This book on male anal sex has plenty of tips to sharpen your techniques. But stopping there would just make you a skilled worker. Being good in bed isn’t about what you can do to him; it’s about where you can take him. While you can’t “learn” passion, you can learn how to set the stage to express it in your own unique way. That’s where the “Erotic Feedback Loop” approach comes in. It creates an energy spiral that’ll book your partner on an inter-planetary flight. It’s easy to learn and even easier to apply.   Solutions To Performance Anxiety.  Find out how to deal with these erection-killing thoughts: • You won’t get hard enough • Your dick isn’t big enough • You will disappoint your partner • Your partner will compare you to other guys • Your partner will judge you and tell the world • You’ll ejaculate too soon • You’ll take forever to ejaculate   Keeping It Hard For The Condom.  There you are with a raging hard-on but the second the condom goes on you go limp. This gay anal sex guide shows you three of the most effective things you can do to keep an erection with a condom on.   How To Last Longer In Bed.  Premature ejaculation is the most common sexual dysfunction in men under 40. Use our step-by-step “Stop/Start” method to go from two-pump chump to long-time champ.   How To Stop Worrying That Your Penis Isn’t Big Enough To Top. Read the Journal of Sex’s latest penis size stats for white, black & Hispanic men. After you get over the shock of how small the average is, compare by measuring yourself with a step-by-step guide urologists use to measure penis size.   You’ll Also Find Answers To Fascinating Questions Like…  * Should your partner use poppers? * How to wring up to 10% more semen out of your ejaculation (a STELLAR tip).  * Do guys with big dicks have more trouble with erections? * How it’s possible for tops to get HIV.  * How many drinks can you have before you start having erection trouble?

How To Top Like A Stud: A Penetrating Guide to Gay Sex. (Like A Porn Star)

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

He conquered the known world. He united it for the first time with a common language. His military tactics are still being studied-and used-by today's warriors. He is considered the most courageous and heroic warrior in history. But (and more importantly): He was hot. His boyfriends were hotter. He could throw hissy fits that would take Liza Minelli's breath away. He traveled with an advance publicity team. He was so vain, if Preparation H had existed, his enemies would have rubbed it on his ego. He had fag hags hanging off him like laundry. We're approaching 2,350 years after his death and people are still fascinated by Alexander the Great. Even Socrates, Plato and Aristotle, the people who gave us language, math and philosophy, didn't have Oliver Stone making movies about them. All the great conquerors that followed Alexander tried to emulate him-Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Jeff Striker. Michael Alvear presents a most unusual biography of history's greatest warrior.
Michael Alvear is a syndicated columnist whose commentary has been heard on NPR. He is the author of Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon.

Alexander the Fabulous: The Man Who Brought the World to Its Knees

Biographies & Memoirs

Historical

Advocate Books

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