Remember Jack and Jill who went up the hill? Well, in this delightful retelling of our favorite nursery rhymes, all of the characters are now middle-aged…and almost over the hill. Baby-boomers will easily recognize the inspiration for these poems, which cover topics as varied as kids, dating and plastic surgery. 
So put on your reading glasses, sit down in your rocking chair, and enjoy these revamped rhymes about the follies and foibles of the legions of aging baby boomers–who are the target audience for this book! 
Delight in dozens of humorous new classics such as: "Jack tried to be nimble, He tried to be quick, He shot hoops with young guys, And ruptured a disc." 
"Middle-aged Mervin Went to the surgeon To affix to his scalp some new hair… But when he awoke He looked worse than a joke And wished that he'd left his head bare." 
"AARP, Do you take me for a fool? People, when they're fifty, Don't retire as a rule." 
Treat yourself and your friends to this savvy collection of cleverly written and richly illustrated rhymes (in full color) and you'll discover the laugh in life's second half!

Mother Goose Takes a Gander at Middle Age: A Treasury of Baby Boomer Nursery Rhymes

Humor & Entertainment

Altman, Sydney

Humor

Spi Books

For the middle-aged woman who is tired of the realities of growing older, Victoria's Rejects presents a refreshing new outlook. This hilarious catalogue offers a wealth of outrageous products which promise to reverse the hands of time and return aging baby boomers to their former youthful glory. Victoria's Rejects is guaranteed to restore any woman's sense of humor despite the multiple indignities of aging.

Victoria's Rejects

Lazar, Zoe

BaBoomPress

Remember Jack and Jill who went up the hill? Well, they're now middle-aged and almost over the hill. So put on your reading glasses and enjoy these revamped rhymes about the trials and tribulations of aging baby boomers. The perfect gift for the middle-aged boy or girl who has everything.

Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age

Baboom Press

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