A course designed to give remedial training to idiots so that they can function in society. Includes test to determine who is an idiot and train-ing on 101 things you should absolutely never do. Also other unique methods of coping with idiots.

How to Cope When You Are Surrounded by Idiots... or If You Are One

Humor & Entertainment

Allred, Wayne

Humor

Willow Tree Books

A hilarious tongue-in-cheek spoof of the current back-to-country trend, disguised as instructions to wanabe country people. Follow the instructions in this book and look progressively more like the back part of a horse's anatomy.

Yes, Even You Can Be a Country Person

An outrageous "how to" guide for improving excuse-making skills. Includes dozens of excuses you can use today, written and tested by some of the premier liars in America. People generally don't believe your lame excuses anyway, but they may come down on you easier if you have an entertaining one.

A Complete Guide to Effective Excuses

If the bags under your eyes are larger than your shoes, if your wife has more hair on her face than you do on your head, if you both can sleep soundly and irritate the other drivers on the road. . . you need this book.

Geezerhood

This light-hearted parody on bathroom books belongs in every privy in America and the third world. Topics include: Pet Peeves, Bad Farming Ideas, Reflections on the Good Old Days, and Fun with Vegetarians.

The Outhouse Book. . . Readin' that's probably not ready for indoor plumbing

Mecham, David

Espousing the basic philosophy that "If you're not happy with your life, maybe you should lower your expectations", this book will have you laughing so hard it will make you forget how bad your real life is. . . unless you are too dense to get it.

Whenever Your Attitude Stinks... Read This

The Disgusted Driver's Handbook -- Instructions For Surviving on Roads Infested with Idiots. (Truth About Life)

A humorous collection of jokes and general snark.

How to Humor the Ornery People in your Life

Apricot Press

How to Make People Think You Are Normal

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