Four comedy plays by award-winning playwright Sean Abley:  ATTACK OF THE KILLER Bs - While visiting their mother's grave in the cemetery, Glen and Barbara are attacked by the dead risen from the grave to feast upon the living. Glen is killed, but that doesn't stop him from coming back as a zombie to rescue his sister and flee Night of the Living Dead come to life. From Reefer Madness to Glen or Glenda, from Friday the 13th to Nightmare on Elm Street, from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Barbara and Glen battle their way from one B-movie menace to the next. Will they survive?  BITCHES - Bitches is a unique comedy in that all the roles are women … all played by men As she enters her senior year, Sindee Sandstone rules Susan B. Anthony High School. So when newcomer Angelatina Vindechi takes her place on the cheerleading squad, relegating the queen bee to dreaded “alternate” status, Sindee vows revenge. Driven by her overbearing mother, Charlene, Sindee coerces her fellow cheerleader Carmelle into killing Angelatina. Local talk show host, Paula DeMarcato, catches wind of the scandal and descends upon Tubbville to cover the story with tragic (and by tragic, we mean hilarious) results.  CAMP KILLSPREE - 1970: Deep in the forest at the Hard Log Men's Resort a terrible murder takes place: The resort's owner catches his lover in the arms of another man and cuts them to bits with a chainsaw.  1984: Twenty years later (you're right, it doesn't add up), Hard Log has been renovated into Camp Community, a summer camp for gay teenagers. As soon as the group of hot male counselors arrive to open the camp, the clothes come off, the sex and pot smoking begin... and so do the murders by a mysterious masked killer. Sexy and hilarious, CAMP KILLSPREE is the perfect late-night gay horror sex comedy for ballsy queer theater companies.  L.A. TOOL & DIE: LIVE! - A classic, pre-condom, gay adult film...live on stage! Follow Hank, the masculine working man, and Wiley, the shy (but masculine) cowboy as they make their way across the Heartland to Los Angeles. Along the way they meet many hot, handsome and (dare we say it?) masculine men, whose clothes seem to fly off at the drop of a hat. This ain't your father's late night comedy show! Based on Joe Gage’s classic gay adult film of the same name, L.A. Tool & Die: Live! contains nudity, sex, and laughs in equal measure. This ain't your father's late night comedy show!

Four Super Gay Plays by Sean Abley: Attack of the Killer Bs, Bitches, L.A. Tool & Die: Live! and Camp Killspree

Arts & Photography

Abley, Sean

Performing Arts

Plays To Order

When Barbara and Johnny travel to pay respects to their father in the cemetery, they have no idea of the unimaginable horror that awaits them... from the grave. As the dead come back to life to feast on the flesh of the living, Barbara and a farmhouse full of strangers fight the onslaught of blood-thirsty, gut-munching ghouls. The classic George Romero zombie opus, Night of the Living Dead, in a new novelization by award-winning author Sean Abley.

Night of the Living Dead: A new novelization by Sean Abley

Literature & Fiction

Russo, John A.

Romero, George. A

Genre Fiction

Dark Blue Things

While touring with her mother, former rock star Molly Phillips, Fiona Kane starts receiving e-mails on her laptop with links to Web sites with specific details about her mother's future and what will happen on the tour.

So Weird Web Sight

Children's Books

Pollack, Pam

Belviso, Meg

Disney Press

Ten playwrights were given a task: write a short play inspired by the Gilligan's Island opening theme song. Far from slavish adaptations featuring soon-to-be castaways on a three-hour tour, the resulting plays were filled with murder, existential crisis, gender-bending role reversal, absurdism and magic. These are THE GILLIGAN VARIATIONS.

The Gilligan Variations: Ten Plays Inspired by a Certain Deserted Island

Stewart, Lydia

Burton, Jessica

McCord, Sean Michael

Patterson, Kimberly

Ehmke, Liesl

McCommis, Caitlin

Jackola, Kyle Philip

Reimers, Meghan

Wheelock, Megan

SkyPilot Theatre Company in Los Angeles asked their Playwright's Wing to create a series of B-movie plays to be presented live on stage for a benefit performance. The result: Nuclear maggots, women in prison, murderous snowmen, disembodied body parts, and more filled the stage for their wildly popular "Night of the Living Fundraiser." And now Plays to Order is proud to present this collection of cinematic stageplays, ripe for exploitation by your own theater company, preferably on some dark and stormy night... Includes LARVA! by Sean Abley; BIRDS IN A CAGE by Kelly Goodman; COLD WAR by Greg Machlin; WORSTEST MOVIE EVER by Nathan Wellman; RAISE YOUR HAND... FROM THE DEAD! by Natalie Nicole Dressel; HOW TO BE ATTRACTIVE by Amy Seeley; SLAVES OF THE BEAN by Adam Hahn; LADY KILLERS by Megan Gogerty.

B-Movie Night: Eight Plays of Pure Exploitation

Gogerty, Megan

Hahn, Adam

Machlin, Greg

Seeley, Amy

Dressel, Natalie Nicole

Wellman, Nathan

Goodman, Kelly

Page to Stage Theatre had an idea: commission a handful of their favorite playwrights to create an evening of theater that would evoke those great sci-fi television shows of the 1960s. Audiences attending the premiere weekend had no idea the theater was located in the Twilight Gallery.

Twilight Gallery: Nine Short Plays from the Fifth Dimension

Beach, David

Campbell, Maura

Gilman, Caitlin

Harris, Byron

McCord, Nick

Rogan, Meredith Williams

Dramas & Plays

Queer Horror: A Film Guide

Humor & Entertainment

Doupé, Tyler

Movies

McFarland

Bitches is a unique comedy in that all the roles are women … all played by men As she enters her senior year, Sindee Sandstone rules Susan B. Anthony High School. So when newcomer Angelatina Vindechi takes her place on the cheerleading squad, relegating the queen bee to dreaded “alternate” status, Sindee vows revenge. Driven by her overbearing mother, Charlene, Sindee coerces her fellow cheerleader Carmelle into killing Angelatina. Local talk show host, Paula DeMarcato, catches wind of the scandal and descends upon Tubbville to cover the story with tragic (and by tragic, we mean hilarious) results.

Bitches

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